An excerpt from chapter 18 of Dylan and the Grateful Dead: A Tale of Twisted Fate.

I’ve enjoyed listening
to this show for many years since that night, and I owe thanks to the dogged perseverance
of Doug, who improbably battled off a female usher to successfully finish taping
this show. During the fourth song, “Just Like a Woman,” the trouble begins. As a
tribute to tapers everywhere, I’ve transcribed their conversation from the tape
as Dylan played on five rows away.
Usher: Can I see what you have in there? What do you have in that bag?
Why is there a red light on?
Doug: I got a flashlight.
Usher: If it’s a tape recorder, shut it off right now… I have to take the
tape. I’m going to get a security guard. I have to get a security guard, then. Give
me the tape, or I’ll get a security guard.
Doug: I don’t understand. What’s wrong?
Usher: Is that a tape recorder?
Doug: No, it’s a camera with a flashlight blinking.
Usher: If it’s a camera, why is the light on? Listen, if it’s a camera,
let me see it, or I’ll have to call a security guard over.
Doug: The light’s not even on. Don’t worry; I’ll shut it off.
Usher: I know, but you’re not listening to me. You still have to check
it with a security guard.
Doug: I’ll shut it off. Don’t worry.
Usher: Yeah, but even if you shut it off …
Doug: OK. I’ll shut it off.
Usher: I’ll call a security guard if you don’t come with me now and check
it in. You’re not listening to me. (In the midst of this bickering, Dylan was twenty
feet away, blowing a lyrical harp solo.)
Doug: I don’t understand what the big deal is.
Usher: There are no cameras or anything allowed in the theatre. I have
to check that with a security guard.
Doug: It’s not a camera.
Usher: What is it?
Doug: It’s a flashlight. I told you already.
Usher: Can I see it then, sir? Whatever it is, I have to check it with
security.
Doug: Miss, believe me. It’s nothing; it’s not worth the hassle. It’s just
me and my girlfriend. I swear to God, it’s nothing. Please trust me.
Usher: I don’t care what it is. You have to check it with a security guard.
Doug: I’ll come back tomorrow.
Usher: No, you can’t come around tomorrow.
Doug: I don’t see what the big deal is.
Usher: It’s not allowed. If it’s a camera or anything, anywhere, or recording
device, it must be checked in with a security guard.
G. E. Smith’s solo soared during “I Shall Be Released,”
setting the stage for a manic “Like a Rolling Stone.” The garbled lines gushed out
of Dylan. During the extended instrumentals, Dylan stomped around the stage and
occasionally stopped for a guitar hero pose. “Mr. Tambourine Man” was pleasing as
the final encore. Bob’s cadence had comic texture: “I’ll come following, ah . .
. you!” What a fabulous performance. And for the foreseeable future, Mr. Dylan,
we’ll be following, ah you!
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